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What Are Your Competitors Up To Right Now?
If you’re in business, you think about your competitors all the time, like a crazed stalker. You just can’t help it. They’re a constant shadowy presence in your meetings and the chatter at industry gatherings.
What are they up to? Did you see that post they did? And fair enough. Constant vigilance is all that stops your competitors sneaking in and eating your lunch.
Look closer though. The competitors that get all your attention are the ones you find on the first few pages of the search results. But they’re not all you should worry about.
There’s a big, invisible competitor right there in front of you. And like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s trouble in the jungle in 1987’s Predator, your regular weaponry won’t take it down.
(This ancient reference courtesy of me watching it last night with some action CGI-addicted children to see what they would make of its old-school special effects. Remarkably it got a firm thumbs up, I didn’t see that coming.)
What is that competitor? It’s customers deciding … to do nothing.
Inertia, the most powerful force in the customer universe.
They are so lazy.
The Michelin Brothers Get France On The Road
Which brings us to my favorite stroke of swashbuckling genius in marketing history, the Michelin Guide.
The story of how it started is one of those interesting trivia tales you can use to liven up business conversations, like Google’s original name*.
I have made a fair number of TV ads for tyres. Tough topic, but not as tough as in 1889. There were only 3000 cars in all of France, none of them used for much beyond calling on other rich people’s houses.
Brothers André and Édouard Michelin hit on the idea of a guide to help people visit restaurants around the French countryside, many of them tyre-destroyingly distant.
Until then, the idea of country drives hadn’t occurred to many.
The Michelin Guide changed the game. It changed the car industry. The label GT – Gran Turismo – came from cars designed to make those weekend drives around the countryside quicker and comfier.
It gamified the whole restaurant industry, with chefs to this day enduring crushing stress and overwork to retain their Michelin star status. Human lives have been sacrificed to appease the chubby tyre god.
According to Michelin, a three-star rating means that a restaurant is “worth a special journey”; a two-star rating means it is merely worth a “detour.”
You can just hear the dismissive industry banter: “Bonjour Francois, how is your charming little detour restaurant going?
Anyway, hats off to those Michelin brothers for an insight that made their name a global brand. And as if that wasn’t enough, five years later they came up with one of the all-time great brand mascots. Just look at him.
If he doesn’t make you feel just a little bit happier, you have no soul**.
Create Your Own Tradition
Ideas this good get accepted into people’s everyday lives because these strategies don’t feel like marketing.
Like the Guinness Book Of Records. Pre-mobile search, answers to questions people argued about in pubs, based on a better understanding of pub drinkers than others had.
While we’re on pubs, the Ploughman’s Lunch remains a classic popular English pub meal, ye olde traditional fare that centuries of hard-working rural folk ate after a hard morning in the fields. Except it was thought up in the 1950s by the British Cheese Bureau (a wonderful organisation name that should be in an Aardman Animations film).
These things become tradition and even science in people’s brains. Last week my mum diagnosed her niece’s stomach pains as due to eating no breakfast, because as everyone knows, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Who discovered that cornerstone of nutrition science? The World Health Organisation? A team of metabolic research scientists at Yale? No, it was literally made up by copywriters at General Foods’ ad agency in 1944 to encourage people eat Grape Nuts breakfast cereal.
Now it’s unshakeable folklore embedded in our primal brains for generations.
Widen Your Idea Of What A Competitor Is
What are people doing if they’re not using your product? What’s stopping them?
A smaller, not-as-good-as-Michelin example from an old winery client of mine. They had a restaurant, café and cellar door in a region with lots of weekend visitors. With over a hundred competing wineries.
Because they were wine people, they assumed everyone was there for food and wine. So all the usual clichés came up in the meetings. “The finest estate-grown wines”. The wine ‘club’. Discount coupons in those hotel lobby brochure racks.
I suggested that given about 40% of the visitors in the area had kids with them, their greatest competitor wasn’t other wineries. It was families in the big resort hotels nearby not going to any wineries.
Because children know that wineries are the most boring places on earth.
What normal kid is going to let their parents sit at lunch for an hour and taste wine?
My suggestion was to forget marketing and put in a play area. And more importantly, a Wi-Fi system with enough grunt for bored tweens to escape the drab horrors of country life.
A hour’s blessed peace with refreshments is the greatest gift you can give those parents. Lunch and a case of wine is a very reasonable price to pay for that.
Get Out More
How do you get these ideas? Question everything. Every industry is locked into a rigid grid of assumptions about what its products do for people.
Mostly based on obsessive love of your own product, and the belief that everyone shares that enthusiasm.
They do not.
Get out more. Engage with random people. Listen to them. Not just your target market, but humans in general. Maybe there’s a whole new market out there everyone else has missed.
You can solve customers problems nobody else listened hard enough to discover.
As the brothers Michelin might have said: don’t just detour, it’s worth a special journey.
*No joke Google was originally named Backrub. A term mainly used by office sex pests. Imagine the office IT guy asking “perhaps I could Backrub that information for you”. No thank you I’ll look it up on Altavista or Magellan, and I might also move my desk to another floor of the building.
** Why is a tyre man white? Because tyres were manufactured in white until 1912. Stylish times.
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